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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

cryoverkiltmilk:

air-so-sweet:

hot adhd tip: if you are being productive and shit and you want to continue being productive DO NOT SIT DOWN. “oh im gonna take a five minute break and get back to it-” no you wont king. you will automatically lose all motivation the second you sit down.

Truth in satire.

trashboat:

trashboat:

all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint

this sort of sums it up perfectly

eternal-fractal:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

thepallaspalace:

trashytarbosaurus: